I suppose there is some commonality there, although I'd point out that Edge of Tomorrow is about a shithead learning to be not a shithead and sacrificing himself for the greater good. And Bourne wasn't exactly a shithead so much a really fucked up guy who go even more fucked up by his own government, which is a…

Hey, who doesn't like edibles?

Well … something you don't.

I'm betting TV hosts and guests aren't quite so quick on the uptake. But you never know.

She never is.

Also, you strike me as hella uncompromising.

You thought I was being unironic?

I'm having so many conflicting feeling about handjobs now.

I've always wanted to go on a cooking segment just so I can liken the taste of something to a dog's anus. I want to see if they get so caught up in my being rude that they don't think to ask how I know what a dog's anus tastes like.

I'd rather see Bobby Moynihan as the hitman and Meloni voicing the CGI horsey.

Was MAKING HISTORY any good? I caught the first couple episodes and thought it had promise but was hella uneven. Then I never went back. Should I?

Yeah. GO and EDGE OF TOMORROW are just crazy good, and for my money his Bourne is the best Bourne. Hell, MR & MRS SMITH gets better each time I catch it on cable. It is kind of a mess, but it's a very fun mess. And while JUMP is kind of a piece of shit, I appreciate that he was trying to swing for the fences there.

Liman isn't on my life of directors who always make great movies, but he is on my list of directors whose movies I always want to check out.

Ridley Scott exhibits Trumpian levels of self awareness by citing the one and only thing about PROMETHEUS that didn't bother me at all.

Steve Harvey's makeup chair has a doorbell! Talk about burying the lede.

Additionally, NBC has forbidden The AV Club from recapping the finale.

Sabato seems to have a very shaky grasp on the definition of the word "certain."

You know what, fuck that. I never even said the first movie was about Assange. I said that people have wised up to Poitras and Assange in the intervening years. Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I know. Jesus, they should make a movie about pedantry and it should star you.

I'd imagine a the level of gullibility required to fall for Laura Poitras and Julian Assange's bullshit has risen considerably since Citzenfour. After all, much of the audience for the first movie were people who believed Assange was anti-fascism, not pro.