They wanted to be able to use the title Suicide Boogaloo

Is it really that complicated to call this one Live Die Repeat? Who gives a shit that it was a tagline on the DVD?

Heroin can do everything, my friend.

Or that animated cat in S3.

Mike Myers?

Same thing happened to me, only it was smack, not booze. And it was to get in character to get married, not act in a TV show.

Same thing happened to me, only the movie was GARFIELD. I haven't been able to watch a Bill Murray movie since.

John Carroll Lynch?

Ted Cruz?

I'll be in my bunk.

Love to see him direct some porn.

I mean, most those guys shoot smack. Beer is for pussies.

Every doctor's office I've ever been in.

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That's my guess. Of course, it's only a guess. I just remember my surprise when I found out many years ago that it's a thing you buy, not an honor that is bestowed.

I was harassed by FOX News just by watching it once for five minutes. I've never been able to feel clean since, no matter how many Silkwood showers I take.

You have to want it, and you have to pay for it. I'm betting that both all three of them got stars this year at the urging of the studios doing their new movies. Because if Hawn and Russell had really wanted one and been willing to fork over the big fee to get it, they'd have both had one years ago.

I know you have to want a star so badly that you'll pay for it (or let your studio pay for it) to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars, but I think the stars lose all meaning when you recognize that Chris Pratt got one before Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

You're shockingly ill informed to make such concrete pronouncements. I recommend you do more research. But if you don't feel like it, then by all means continue to believe whatever makes you comfortable.

Shut the fuck up, ho5000nny