I think of Johnny Rotten felating Clint Howard.

I also carry a library of Trump's tweets in my pocket, so check with me if you cannot get to NYC.

The credits still list Akiva Goldsman as a screenwriter, so I'm cautiously pessimistic.

Asexuals are just people who haven't yet met El Dan.

I myself am very nostalgic for a time when you could legally kidnap a woman and imprison her until she loved you. #MAGA

You left none of it for me to reply with, godsdammit!

Jesus, that's ten minute of my life I'll never get back.

Damn. I thought this was a remake of the Robert Heinlein story.

A lot of people would accept it as true (maybe 20% of GOP, plus or minus), but he won't do that because this Trumpcare bill was down to 17% approval by the time it died. He doesn't take credit for shit that's unpopular, which is why he spent the last two weeks lying about what the ACHA did.

Seems like it's all part of the alternative facts ethos they all share.

Your thinking of the story about Emma Watson and El Dan.

Wait, there is going to be a police officer with a vagina? Does Donald Trump know about this? Will her tits be real? So many questions.

Yeah, think of the stories:

I mean, Cable's tits are huge, and they are supposed to be real, so that rules Pitt out.

Yeah, but what about Colin's tits? Real or fake?

So are Jamie Lannister's tits real, or what?

But what about Jimmy Kimmel's tits? Are they real?

"Also, I am myself a pedophile, so I just assumed everyone was. I like to hang out at the local Chuck E Cheese and watch the little ones in their summer attire, and of course that then made perfect sense to me when some third party said it was going on at Comet Pizza. Now, if you'll excuse me, little Tiffany and Eric…

In order to see a movie depicting what Mnuchin and Trump are doing to the country, I recommend 1990's Anal Intruder 5: The Final Outrage

I tried to watch the Do-Over. It was like something I might have made with my friends when I was 12, only not quite that funny. But to be fair, it's production values and film-making techniques were just as good as those of my 12-year old self.