Alex would make for a great boyfriend.

Is it just me, or after a brief respite during which the AV Club found a happy medium, all of sudden the comment pop-up-whatever-bullshit sucks balls again?

I'll take a Popsicle.

He'll be right back with more …stuff.

But not mistakenly.

I find most criticism of millennials to be overblown, but that they watch Fallon instead of Colbert is certainly worthy of ragging on.

Everyone knows the real Nazis of today are running Disqus.

Exactly. At that point, everything is a bonus.

Funny how you never hear about Justin Timberlake accidentally being mistaken for a guy and put in handcuffs.

My footlong isn't actually a foot long either. But by the time anyone is in a position to verify that fact, I feel I've already succeeded.

I watched that before I saw the movie, so I assumed that everyone was going to live. When K2 died, I thought it was going to be the only one, and so I was genuinely surprised when people started dying.

Lumberjackass.

One of these days I've really got to get around to watching a Malick movie.

They are that evil. Michael Meyers looks at them and says, "Guys, maybe chill the fuck out."

Teti's mom or GTFO.

I'm considering going to see John Wick or Logan this weekend, both of which I would like to see on the big screen. But we'll see if I really do. These days I've sort of reversed my old "see spectacles on the big screen" philosophy, because most spectacles are utter crap anymore, or at the very least not very special. …

Two that I have yet to check out. I definitely need to give those a listen.

David Lean maybe? Spielberg's only 8 years younger. But yeah, I get your point. And it's a valid point. And I still love Ridley Scott. The Martian was fantastic, and a truly deserving Best Picture nominee. And that's why I hold him to such a high standard, because crap like Prometheus is so very much beneath him. …

If I lived in Chicago or NY or Austin, I'd feel the same way. Come live in Akron, Ohio (or a like area), and see if you feel the same way. It's Regal or Cinemark, or nothing. And lemme tell you, however Regal and Cinemark might do things in NYC, here in Akron it's a shit storm.

It was actually Jared Kushner who wanted to see them. Trump considers him a daughter.