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Mary Tyler Moore is dead, but her landmark performance as a nun who sheds her habit and her panties for Elvis Presley lives on. Yes, it's 1969's CHANGE OF HABIT.

It's pretty bizarre that the Oscars nominate Arrival and its director while leaving out the best part of the entire movie in Amy Adams. I think it goes to show that the Acting branch of the academy is by far the dumbest branch. Which, if you read things like GOOP or Susan Sarandon's Twitter feed, is probably a pretty

I'd have much preferred seeing what Kline would have done with the role of Wyatt.

Only the Oscars could make such progress and be so disappointing and retrograde at the same time. Truly, they are the America of 2017 in microcosm.

I don't think that's an uncommon problem. The vast majority of actors are attractive as hell, and mostly more attractive than any character they are playing. I mean, drop dead gorgeous America Ferrera played "Ugly" Betty.

Does anyone really look like Vin Diesel?

I was a teenager when it opened, and it sure entranced me. I saw it again and again, finding it pretty note perfect. Kline plays much more the spirit of decency than this article acknowledges, while still managing to be very funny whenever the script calls for it. The same is true of his performance in Silverado,

They look much larger when held in his hands.

Terminator On Pandora

It'd be nice, but I don't forsee that happening. Gerrymander and super low Dem turnout in off years makes another 2006 extremely unlikely.

I'm trying to figure out who the republican is you're referring to who has respect for the law, but I'm coming up snake eyes.

Gay conversion therapy for kids involved electric shock.

You have not looked closely with at Pence. He's already a stone cold murder who electrified children in Indiana.

Possibly. But since I think most generals would shoot Trump in the head rather than launch nukes willy-nilly, I'm more concerned with all the extra people Pence would kill in his completely sociopathic God warrior way.

Look guys, he's obviously a piece of walking excrement, but his death just means another, slightly more competent, and in no way morally superior piece of human excrement takes over.

I gathered that the first time. But keep saying it.

There can be no overdoing it when it comes to crew safety.

Yeah, obviously. I mean, we're just going for maximum verisimilitude here.

I think it was the way that it was shot that freaked me out. Like a hot knife moving quietly through butter. That's pretty realistic, but it's never depicted like that in movies. In movies, it's always telegraphed wildly and shown with the stabber exerting maximum effort.

Thought she was great in Black Mirror recently. That episode grew on me as it went along until I was loving it by the end.