Maybe look up metaphor.

Episode 4: T'Pol grows tired of Ryker swishing in the halls. She gives him a horga'hn and sends him to Risa as an undercover Jamaharon instructor. The rest of the episode is T'Pol applying a lot of Decon Gel, then Ryker returns to learn no one knew he was gone.

People should see the Village for the Adrian Brody/Joaquin Phoenix stabbing scene. It was horrifying while barely showing anything. It totally freaked me out how scary it was to use the actual minimalist power it takes to slide a knife in someone's belly. I got douche chills.

Gotta hit that, dude. Soul mate sex is insane.

Sort of a metaphor the entire iPhone line.

Yup. He may be less of a mercenary capitalist than prior Popes, but he's stl a Pope. Women are second class citizens and gays arenot worthy of equal rights. He may not be in your face with it, but he supports those policies all the same.

It makes me want to go rewatch the Christopher Reeve picture MONSIGNOR, where he was a hard drinking, drug taking, Genevieve Bujold fucking Vatican worm.

Chidi, is that you?

Mary strikes me as if Keaton's Manhattan character eventually became a nun. And Voiello makes for a fine Cardinal Issac. Maybe we learn the woman who had his secret son is Mariel Hemingway.

I think he's a producer, so I wouldn't be surprised if he shepherded (!) this project as a vehicle for himself. Which is fine, because he's pretty great. His slightly New York accent works for me. Also, he's got the best Pope butt in history.

Holy shit. Chachi has a pussy.

Episode 2: She makes him wear the Uhura miniskirt uniform when he's on duty.

I'm still holding out hope for the first Star Trek series to focus entirely on one character: T'Pol: My Favorite Vulcan. I'm thinking post Enterprise T'Pol became a full time Decon Chamber technician, whose sole job is to apply the Decon Gel on returning crew members of the USS Priapism.

Time to … ?

HBO has decided to break Season 8 up into six one-episode seasons spread out until 2025.

Still not making me crack even the slightest smile. But maybe its because all I can think of is all the cover SNL and NBC gave Trump during the campaign. They'd have to do the hottest satire in creation in order to counter that, and these limp pee-pee jokes are not it.

Uhhhh … the world ended six months ago. Where the hell have you been?

I really go back on forth on whether I'm overrating DEADPOOL because of how thoroughly lousy the superhero genre is in general. And I don't have the answer, at least not yet. It'll take years for me to really shake it out, as time and distance makes things much clearer.

I'm just ashamed I don't always remember to post on every story about Fiennes.

Maybe they already negotiated for her head in a bottle before the cremation. It'd be more respectful than a CGI wax figure and a Carrie Fisher voice impersonation.