I think I can promise you that no one is going to beat the Democrat—-ANY DEMOCRAT—-in the next New Jersey Gubernatorial election. Chris Christie has already locked that win up for the Dems.

Well, thank goodness Mrs Brady is dead.

I've heard of taking a pay cut to be able to make some great but noncommercial movie, but to make a fucking Wolverine movie? Jesus, once I'm rich, you'd have to pay me double to get me to go back on that chicken breast and rice nine times a day diet.

". I do want to aggressively go forward and do new things "

They should contact Disney. I'm sure they could get Snow White or a Mouseketeer. Apparently Bob Iger is eager to ingratiate himself with Der Fuhrer's ticket buying minions.

I mean, I don't pay money to see these fucking assembly line behemoths anyway (a library Blu-Ray is a wait I can manage), but if anything would put me off of going to see it, it'd be the most powerful media company in the world being afraid to offend Nazis, and so denying the reality of what Star Wars has been about…

How much are the used condoms Jared Leto sent to the Academy worth? Keep in mind he did not personally fill them, but rather milked a dozen homeless men.

Macgruber was hilarious. First time I tried to watch, I got about ten minutes. Second time I laughed until tears and celery streamed from my ass.

Yeah, I'm sure we should just excuse everyone. Because look how well that's worked out for us.

Who can blame Baldwi? That gig has to be soul crushing, not the least because NBC and Lorne Michaels aided Trump considerably.

Everyone knows that the Xenomorph is the real comic relief.

Don't forget the original, the 1985 film North and South.

I'm not sure how anyone could look Rabin in the eye after he put those minus signs next to two of the greatest comedies of all time.

Now here is a worthy GoFundMe.

Organic chocolate doggie treats.

When do we get the much anticipated Pink Flamingos: Live!

They actually had a three way together and Mark still didn't notice.

All parlor games. If Deckard doesn't know, and if the audience doesn't know, then it changes nothing.

Guess I feel like people who need that hook to have empathy for the replicants are less human than human. That's my motto.

Yes, Iiked it very much, but I didn't love it. It's an excellent genre movie, with some solid psychological underpinnings. But it's not what I'd call brilliant overall. Brilliantly executed, certainly. And the metaphor and the character arc are outstanding. But yeah, the action in the finale is just a tad to silly,…