How does him being a replicant or not change anything about the film? It's a parlor game of increasing insignificance.

10 Cloverfield Lane was one of the best trailers I've ever seen. As someone who has almost never met a JJ Abrams-produced project I couldn't trash, I was certainly not expecting the movie to be good, but the trailer made me want to check it out. So mission very much accomplished. And I even ended up liking the movie.

The slash fic is going to painful.

Ira Glass makes a lot of sense. Fucking reptilian.

It's my favorite new show in a long time. Been a while since something mixed hilarity with tender drama this well. Parks Rec might have been the last (full disclosure: I've yet to watch Louie).

He regrets the movies, but not all the homes he bought with the paychecks.

She was upset about the butter, because it was innocent butter that didn't deserve to go up her ass.

Published screenplays generally reflect the final product, not the original shooting script.

I'm pretty sure that a show that had to shut down production in order to figure their shit out hasn't planned out its entirety.

Are we still doing phrasing?

Repressed World, where you can never bust a nut.

Just like at Bob Evans.

Guests all get vibranium armor.

See: Legolas

It cost forty grand a day in young William's time. Now it probably costs four hundred grand a day.

In real life you don't pay hookers for sex; you're paying them to go away afterwards.

In the future, all bands will be entirely host comprised Radiohead tribute bands.

Sure, I can see that. But next season if someone ever finally says, "Hey, you seen Stubbs this week," Ima scream

Yeah, I caught the Munch Samarui tonight, so definitely West(phal)world.

I did manage to pick out every single plot point in his story long before he revealed them, but, no, I never figured out Westworld's longitude and latitude. Hope that's the mystery he was hanging his hat on.