Unfortunately David Koepp will be returning, so …

Jack Reacher strikes me as if he'd be the quintessential Trump voter, so this result is entirely apropos.

Really digging this series. You gotta pull out all the stops for Die Hard. It's not just the greatest action movie ever made; it's one of the greatest movies ever made. And its script is a master's class in screenwriting. It's conceivably one of the ten greatest scripts of all time. The structure is impeccable.

So you went out and found a Filipino bantem-weight named Rookie Carroca?

It got stronger as it went along, until I was with it all the way by the time she showed up wearing the dress but covered in slime. There was something so perfect in that look. It was pitiful and empowering simultaneously. So by the time the toast got rolling, I wasn't worrying about where it was going. I just wanted…

So, my opinion on this has altered a lot. I used to think Trek was greater than, for example, Star Wars solely because of the complexity of ideas as presented in the TV universe (which is, I must add, hella entertaining), but that the movies were a frequently entertaining but decidedly lesser thing But I have really…

Pretty much sounds like exactly what was to be expected by a broadcast network trying to put on an R-rated musical.

Porn World.

At the end of the pilot I had hoped the interesting twist signaled the show was moving past the generic boilerplate it seemed to be. Now it seems pretty clear that it's just going to get even more generic. I want to give Ryan and Kripke the benefit of the doubt, but that's getting harder and harder to do. It's not a…

Sure, that's true to some extent. But it's true of every book. Shorter books are always easier to adapt. Door stops present problems. But Misery is pretty hefty, and it's got a fair bit of internal horror working that Rob Reiner brought out. And the Green Mile is no short book. All those chapters add up. Dead Zone…

I tend to think King's stories sometimes make for poor movies for the same reason that any movie ends up being bad: the people who make it do a bad job.

Now write one about the six fingered man!

As long as Corey Feldman is willing to wear those outfits on national TV, he can do anything he wants.

Sigh. No joke goes unpunished, especially a bad one.

Let's just enjoy it. Eventually purely physical relationships burn out, but the sex is great while they last.

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I have a very confusing boner right now.

Was she karving her initials on the moose?

I know, right. Emma Stone is Hawaiian. That's a crazy choice for Princess Jasmine. You need, like, a younger Kate Beckinsale, I think.

I was very relieved when I clicked on this and it turned out to be a book review.