Then there was the time I subdued four men robbing a Gas N Sip by beating them unconscious with my gigantic penis. They really love me down at the Gas N Sip.
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True. I wasn't trying to be comprehensive. But I think what really made Hunger Games happen was the success of the books. And the success of the Harry Potter movies.
Yeah, Tennant is Scottish, but he played the Doctor as an Englishman. And as much as I love his natural accent, his English accent is fantastic.
Years ago I was banging the drum for Chewitel Ejiofor, but I imagine that ship has sailed now that he's a movie star. Atwell would be a fine choice, as would Maslany. But how about Emma Thompson? She's not a big time movie actress any longer, so you could probably get her. And she is as funny as it gets. Fiona…
Considering that the MCU ain't going anywhere for a long time, there will eventually be another show featuring Peggy Carter. It may not star Peggy Carter, but eventually they will get to one where she will be featured again. She'll be popping up now and again probably until Hayley Atwell is the age she played in…
I broke down and watched SNL in its entirety for the first time in a long time. While I was impressed at how funny it was compared to what drove me away, and especially by how on point and cutting was Weekend Update, it only reinforced how disgusting and lame the show has been the past year. They had the ability to do…
I've never heard anyone diss Aliens. It's not just a great action movie. It's one of the greatest movies of all time, and every bit the equal of its predecessor. I never knew people felt otherwise. In fact, as different as the two films were, they both were landmark movies in regards to female leads. The first was…
Brings back memories. I think watching Tom Conti as the bratty, impatient Prince in the The Princess in the Pea was the most I had laughed in my life up to that point. Liza Minelli was the Princess, which wow. I mean, that was one eclectically cast show.
Word is that Rosario Dawson's Claire Temple will beat the ever loving shit out of this guy
Pre or post the stoner conversion?
Yeah, I loved the concept last season, and there was some hilarious stuff (a LOT of hilarious stuff), but it was definitely below peak Archer. But for now, I could watch a lot more below peak Archer.
These movie franchises are obviously terrible, but we haven't advanced far enough as a society for me not to be glad that there are two successful, long running action franchises headlined by women.
Wait, that's not already how we are supposed to look?
John Candy was no Brock Yates. And vice-versa.
I own that DVD as well. Back when I was shoveling up cheap DVDs for a few bucks, and now they all sit in a box in my garage. Everyone once in a while I get a wild hair up my butt for some movie or other, and then I tear the garage apart and can't find it. It's always in the other box, which is apparently in another…
If I have to give up T-Bone steaks for that rancid fucking oatmeal looking shit, I am going to hunt Elon Musk down like a dog.