If you change your mind, I know a Fight Song.

Could you turn the lights down and repeat that more slowly?

The thing about Wizards & Glass is that you could miss seeing it and not have it impact your understanding of the rest of the story at all. Not so for the rest of the books.

Not Zach Gallifinakis?

"Because he was stapled to the chicken!"

The Waste Lands is a great book. It also ends on a pretty big cliffhanger, although more reminiscent of the end of Fellowship of the Ring rather than the end of Song of Susannah.

I loved the final book. I particularly like that Stephen King is a character. The scene where he first meets Roland is hilarious. And I found the ending to be perfectly apropos for a story that constantly references fate as a wheel.

It's my favorite book. I just finished listening to the Frank Muller recording again, which is sublime. And it certainly strikes me as the book that is least amenable to becoming a movie. No way you could tell that tale in two hours.

I've never known your wife to say that.

Sphere AND How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?

Yeah, but was "Be Our Guest" as good as in the original?

Wow. Over 20 years later and people are still unable to see Forrest Gump with clear eyes. It's hard being a hipster bag of dicks, I presume.

It's not just a you and Mike Schur thing. I liked the Office very much, and I loved Parks and Rec. But I found this show pretty boring and neutered. I can see that "The Good Place" is possibly just a subjective designation by Michael, and that there is probably more to this afterlife than just the dichotomy of…

This should be great. After all, Republicans are known for their sense of humor.

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Still very few people engaging with the fact that Fallon didn't HAVE to put Trump on the show. That is where the criticism should be directed, in booking him in the first place.

Vibranium can now be used to make a frisbee, human flesh, and polyester. It's also a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

I'm digitally enhanced from the waist down.

Neither does Schmoker. I'm just sayin'.

Is it right that we have both a Todd McFarlane and a Seth MacFarlane? Shouldn't they have to fight to the death, or something?