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I watched Secret Life of Pets, which I bailed on after about an hour. It was fine but very generic. The opening ten minutes was pretty funny, but it never came close to that level of funny thereafter.

I'd agree with that, and I pay little attention unless it is shoved in my face. With Cruise, it is. Even if you ignore the enormous amount of legitimate reporting on him abusing people, you'd have to be willfully blind to not grasp that Scientology is one of the most heinous organizations on the planet, and that

I hate to admit this because it does seem as if Cruise is just an awful human being, but I think he is great in these cheesy action flicks. LIVE DIE REPEAT, or whatever they call it now, is one of my favorite films of the past few years. And the the last two MI flicks were also good. Hell, even Oblivion was pretty

Jonah Hill was just as stone faced when I sodomized him.

Stamos don't need no stinking prosthetic.

Yeah, you really broke me down. I can tell by the way you go on and on you're not projecting at all.

I may have missed that 12-year old sense of humor.

You mistake Twitter for the real world and accuse me of not thinking it through? Maybe crack a book once in a while, or read studies on racial attitudes and learn that the younger you go, the less race, gender, and sexual orientation means to to people.

You phrase "assault with a giant dildo" as if it were a negative.

Hell to the no.

I baled on Enterprise when it originally aired, but rewatching it recently was quite enjoyable. It has loads of problems, especially early, but it just kept getting stronger. And T'Pol grew into one of my favourite Trek characters. The actress was quite good, and I enjoyed the way Vulcans were removed from their

Whenever someone asks how to start Dr Who, I always say to start with the third season of Torchwood, then go on to the beginning of doctor who. It's how I got hooked, and it's worked for the three people I've recommend it to.

Have to agree that Miracle Day was awful. But COE was as good as anything the Whoverse has ever produced, and the first two seasons, while wildly inconsistent (especially the first), had some good stuff too.

I was hopeful for Godzilla, but MONSTERS was just a single movie that was pretty good, and we knew ahead of time that Edwards wasn't writing Godzilla. And as much as I enjoyed Monsters, I don't put it even close to the level of Rian Johnson's three films. And again, what excites me the most is that Johnson is writing

Facebook has so far this year made actual moves to increase the spread of fake news, so I would take this story with an entire lick of salt.

Man, they will have to sell an extra 12 whole small popcorn's to make up that revenue.

12-year olds don't give a shit about race. Trump voters, on the other hand …

There are few directors who could get me excited for a franchise film, especially on the heels of the reheated meh that was everything following the first 30 minutes of The Force Awakens, but Rian Johnson is one of them.

Everyone needs to chill. Trump ain't winning. It's certainly scary that he is one of two people who could, but there is literally zero objective evidence to suggest he's going to do anything on Nov 8 other than get his ass handed to him.

Meh. It's certainly pretty good in comparison to the shit show that was the rest of the movie, but I think calling it objectively great is measuring using a very, very low bar indeed.