I get one whenever Johnny Depp goes on a date.

Yeah, I have to second that. I tried black coffee for the first time while under this show's spell (prior to that I didn't drink coffee), and I loved it. Black as midnight on a moonless night.

Google Steve The Drunk from Deadwood. There is your Manafort doppelganger.

I was thinking, "Hey, I bet TRUE ROMANCE is playing at the second run houses right about then."

Two great days in my life were seeing Wong & Lithgow in that show, then years later meeting David Henry Hwang by chance backstage after a performance of the Tarzan musical. When a relative I was there to see introduced us and I started gushing over M. Butterfly, his face lit up like a little kid's. That made me…

I care.

There is a dick joke in here somewhere, right?

Stephen Strange likes to rock out with his cock out, so rated R or GTFO.

Chances this movie has a scene in which Mel shaves his depression beard: 97.7%

Nah, I was using them as onstage joints back in 1988,

Haven't had one in a while, but when I did a play we would break them up and use them to roll fake joints to use onstage.

They are like ginseng cigarettes, only worse.

Is that available on Kodi?

Didn't the original delve into child slavery and pedophilia? I've never seen it, but I have thus impression that it did.

I'd love to see them do an entire episode of Preacher where all the characters are animated foodstuffs and hygiene products. Jesse would be a kale cigarette.

So… Mel Gibson: The Movie?

Season 1 shocked and delighted by turning what seemed a worn and tabloid-y subject and made it gripping and hella entertaining.

I'd watch the shit out of this if Travolta was in it playing Robert Shapiro again.

Track competitions are a flat oval.

It could be the guy responsible for putting the oil on The Rock. That's got to be a sucky job, and maybe he got tired of one too many "happy ending" jokes from Dwayne and punched him in the rock.