How can you not?

Yeah, one of the all time really bad ideas someone had was to reboot that ridiculous Star Wars ripoff Battlestar Galactica into a new TV show, on Sci-Fi Channel, of all places! Man, did people think that sounded stupid. And a Hannibal Lecter TV show? Stunningly bad idea. A 200 million dollar movie about a sinking…

Based on their LOTR/Hobbit usage, as soon as they join the fray, all fights are over.

We need a movie about the war between Potterland's Eagles and Westeros's Ravens.

I'm not a person who feels offended when a beloved property is recycled (although somethings I smirk at it). My foundational principle for art is that there are no bad ideas, only good or bad execution.

I'm not sure I can think of a sicker burn than saying "I should have seen Money Monster instead."

Let's not forget he had a train of innocents slaughtered. He may be seeking vengeance for his family, but he is still his own kind of monster.

Give me the good old days of great board game movies like Clue and … uhh … and Clue.

Nice to see you have total access to everyone and seem to know conclusively that Ayer did reshoots under protest. Because as we all know, reshoots and pick up are so rare with giant movies.

"We were aiming all along for the same rating that every single other super hero flick gets. People are going to be surprised that it is just as PG-13 as all the rest of them."

It sure is okay to be okay and fun. And if I thought it was, that would be okay.

Aquaman has sex with a dolphin or GTFO.

On the one hand, the first movie was a pretty decent scary flick (although that's about as low of a bar as I can imagine).

Did I?

"It's better than Tranformers!"

I wasn't trying to express frustration with you. It was more a preemptive apology to anyone who has been reading me say that over and over. My apologies to you.

Yes, the UI does suck. And it's always trying to sell me another bag of food for my dog.

I'm just thankful you didn't try and give me a bunch of bullshit about how great Pacific Rim was.

whatever. Then go see Alice in Wonderland, the wonderful movie from the genius who made Ed Wood.

Ok, that's one. Bryan Singer made a great movie, too, but I'm not creaming in my jeans every time he announces his new pieces of shit. Tim Burton made a lot of great movies, but I learned to accept that he sucks now. The list goes on, and Del Toro's at the top of it.