“Pfft. Amateur.”

Plot twist: the engine blows up at the end of the tunnel and Pastor torpedoes another car while the McLaren is on fire.

What about Pastor Maldonado? It would make for great betting! Which would happen first, him crashing or the McLaren breaking down?

I’m single too

But that’s just self-delusion. In a RR, you are superior.

Pablo Sandoval, on the other hand, always has a great week at the plate.

It’s hard to tell if the car turns you into an asshole, or if it just brings out the asshole in you.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

On the unclassy side of things...Mike Hawk #12 from Lake Titicaca. 1 tool player. Throws ropes from CF.

Pssh, what would you name your character in a tennis game, Jack Sock?

This guy knows what he’s doing.

OR just pull over at the end get arrested and who cares

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

When I was like 13, I was in Baltimore for an Athletics v Orioles series and really wanted Frank Thomas’ autograph. Following one of the games, my dad and I waited outside a door where some of the visiting players would leave from with a handful of other autograph seekers of varying ages and intentions. After a couple…

Really? Brady warmed the bench in college and only got in because of an injury to Bledsoe. Manning embodies privilege more then any QB and there are plenty more behind him before you get to Brady. Fly Eagles Fly, but Brady kills it and he works his ass off. Deal with it.

If you’ve ever driven a Ferrari V12, you would not utter these words.

Those cars are only better when you take into account the fact that they aren’t Aston Martins. Each of those appeal to a different demo than this. If I wanted to hit a race track and get the ultimate rush, then sure. I’m buying this Aston to cruise the PCH from LA to Canada and back. And then take it to the…

I feel as though, if I ever had the money to be buying cars in that tier, that the extra cylinders would be justify the premium. I definitely don’t have the V10/V12 fetish many seem to be stricken with, but it sits right with me that every time you’d mash the accelerator, you would find yourself nodding and muttering,…

I am both shaken and stirred by this.

Yup, cause he’s black. Not because his entire school transcript has been sealed, or that he lived abroad for a large part of his youth. Those don’t factor at all.You realize when you use that excuse for everything it loses all power, right? Probably think Hilldog lost cause she is a woman. Still haven’t learned the…