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The Manning story getting swept under the rug might be the biggest farce in sports over the past decade! The dude recovered from a broken f***ing neck then threw 50 TDs while having HGH delivered to his f***ing house and the national media just said DURRR NOTHING TO SEE HERE I GUESS!!! He hasn’t shown his face once

I’m allergic to deodorant so I have been going without for most of my life. Sadly, the only thing that doesn’t bother me is stuff like Axe body spray so in the summer I smell like a bro-douche because it’s slightly better than smelling like total ass.

I don’t need an e-sport to tell me I’m masturbation champion.

I just imagined someone running and their collar automatically popping at speed lol.

See, if I was given $125 million to make this movie, I’d spend $5 million on the movie, $5 million on marijuana, $15 million on Doritos tacos from Taco Bell, and then hand back the remaining $100 million to the studio.

Build the Olympic Village and then make that homeless housing.

I had 2 kids by the time I was 22. Divorced after 10 yrs, got custody of both kids eventually and then met a new woman. She wanted children, but I was very adamant that I would not be sacrificing my 40s like I did my 20s. While she was out having a good time and doing whatever the fuck single people do in their

option A: have fun with friends in your 20's before you have kids/in your late 40’s after they GTFO

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

With the new Lexus, we won’t have to slow down for BLM protesters anymore!

And the woman giving up after the swim with an “Ah, fuck it, I tried to warn your dumb ass...go eat a fist you drunk retard you’re on your own.”

He was really asking to get belted.

Any excuse.

Why don’t you guys make friends with Hussein Musallam or Michael Fux or one of the other instagram car guys with a huge garage (@greb.23 @rallebriatore or @sparky18888)? Would love to see Jalop review of some of the wild things those guys have.

I know it’s a different sport but i believe this is the prime example you’re looking for.

I would also submit Code Geass for binging since it’s re relatively short and focuses on an atypical protagonist.

Mike Tomlin didn’t play Foreman on House, that was Martin Lawrence.

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

Hold on, lemme ask - OI, Tuesday!