at first i was like whatever, but reading the shade from groupon made wheeze lol.

Right? I’m sure the dude has a 5,000 square foot house and she can’t find space?

Stars for “fifty-leven”, “groupon peen” and the social media coordinator of Groupon

Groupon peen — excellent. And then Groupon chimes in and makes it perfect.

I LOVE Clarkisha, she is almost always right on the money.

That’s probably why they’re going so hard on the “but Jordan was like FAMILY” crap. Cause all of them were the other woman at some point.

Khloe’s dating history is sketchy. She has s history of dating attached men, even men attached to her friends. She dated James Hardin when he was still with Trina. And let’s not forget Kylie, who started dating a man who was dating one of her sister’s friends!

I debated not clicking on this article but I had to see the comments. I don’t know who Clarkisha is but she has a way with words and I love it!  

God I dislike Khloe Kardashian so fucking much. Woman, you are THIRTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD. Take this mess off of Twitter and grow the fuck up. Also, this cracked me up.

YES. I know women like that. They get a thrill from the brushes against the forbidden. I’ve seen it play out. No one here is absolved. I know that sitting on the armchair’s arm right next to someone FEELS sexual and flirty. So I sit somewhere else. Or I stand.

Yup.  If he cheats WITH you, he’ll cheat ON you.

And he cheated on Khloe before...with multiple women in the same night, knowing there were cameras around! He very clearly never, ever thought much of his relationship with Khloe. Khloe was aware of this, and yet she stayed with him—that decision is 100% on her, and now it’s hers to live with. Fuck Thompson and fuck…

Agreed. She just wants to be mad at someone, and if she’s mad at Thompson, then it really circles back to her for getting involved with someone who she should have already known was a piece of shit. Woods is just the scapegoat.

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

I once embroidered a patch for a quilt to be given to my nephew. Being only minimally skilled, I picked something very simple—3 balloons, blue, green, and pink. My usually pretty progressive mom tut-tutted the pink balloon. Because apparently any exposure to the color pink makes baby boys’ dicks fall off.*

If you found out where to get a labia or penis spangled diaper bag, I would like one also

I found out the genetic sex of my kids before they were born, because I’m just a curious person and can’t stand to not know something if I have the option to know it. I would have found out their hair and eyes colors too if I could have. But their genetic sex was about as relevant to the planning process as their hair…

Mostly just that it gives you only one name to be agreeing on, not two. And, names area really hard, in my opinion. The only different baby product I could imagine wanting would be things like those peepee teepees for baby boy diaper changes, but besides that, no “planning”.

Just following the family tradition.

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.