Fun Fact: HBC also famously likened kissing Woody Allen to “kissing the Berlin Wall” back in the day.

Meh. Let these two privileged white women battle it out.

Er, it’s fine if you wanna share that you have dried smelly amniotic fluid on your shoes but not all of us are comfortable with that, nor should we be.

If you want to look at things that way, Keira has been a movie star since she was a teen. She was just as uninterested in living a banal, normal life as any royal so why is she singling out anyone for being inauthentic?

Came here to say this. I was moderately annoyed by her tone.. like her experience is somehow more valid. You do you, Keira.. and give other people the same courtesy.

People who tell others to do as they say and not as they do themselves annoy me.

Haha, my husband didn’t REALLY know what birth was going to be like until I went through it and was in so much pain I was vomiting and he was freaking out thinking I might die and wanting to murder the anesthesiologist who was trying to argue with me that pain like that after an epidural is to be expected. He had gone…

You may not know this but, in order to prevent that babies not of royal blood be passed off as royals, queens and princesses used to have to give birth in public. Just like livestock. A roomful of courtiers had to be in the room, looking if they felt like it, in a time when normal women showing a bit of ankle was…

What bugged me is that in a recent interview she said she felt like the paparazzi wanted to get a photo of her breaking down or being less than perfect, because there is money in that, and she didn’t want to give that to them. “So suddenly there was a level of violence, it felt, in the air, that is not a thing that…

Maybe she didn’t vomit, piss, and shit. I didn’t. Everyone’s birthing story is different. When I was checking out of the hospital I saw women I’d seen the day before, when we were all still pregnant, some looked like they had been through hell and back while others looked like they picked flowers. Two women came up to…

That’s true. I remember a couple of reporters mentioning that her stomach was still round.

I believe there are people over the age of 12 who don’t know how difficult childbirth is. Just a few years ago, a state representative from Idaho named Vito Barbieri asked if it was possible for a woman to swallow a camera for a gynecological exam. There are also men who actually believe that women can “hold”…

I found her post birth walks to the car inspiring because she’s not perfect. Sure she’s been blown out and made up. But she didn’t conceal her post baby body. There was no illusion there that she was able to put her size two jeans back on.

Keira is a world renowned movie star if she feels there are people out there over the age of twelve who still think giving birth is a walk in the park she can feel free to leave the hospital and let the paps snap her looking any way she pleases.

The "Make Kanye 2006 Again" was genius, and not just because I played Late Registration constantly that year. I did find it interested that he straight up refuted Kanye's claim that people told him not to wear a MAGA hat.

I think Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious and spot on. I don’t get the hate. His bit was really good. In fact most of his bits are.

Built-in shredder hidden in the frame? All of a sudden, I am a Banksy fan.

Bernadette and Amy can bite me.

The painting nails thing is real. My wife was surprised that I was proficient, and as a lapsed scale-modeler I was horrified that she doesn’t bother to prime, thin or wet-sand. 

RE: the “outdated” pushback about being a woman not wanting kids?? Should be outdated; isn’t. I still get people (some of whom are close friends I’ve known awhile) who dismiss my declaration of not wanting kids as “oh, pish, you just haven’t found the right person yet” or, I kid you not, “but you’ll be a great mom - yo…