why don’t they just say GARDENING

How do you want him to look? He’s 54. Maybe he got tired of long greasy hair. Maybe he shaved his head because he wanted too. Maybe he was dying his hair and wanted to let it go grey.

Casting Judy Tenuta would kill Barr.

I mean, they basically ignored Dan’s death with the reboot. Can’t they just drop in Roseanne’s death in a similar fashion. Like, “Oh, yeah, she’s dead now. What’s for dinner?”

I would absolutely watch a show in which Laurie Metcalf played a character named Smackie.

I mean, this show has always managed to find the humor in even the bleakest of situations... I think that they could pull off an episode like that. Obviously they’d probably throw in some meta humor about her self-destructive addiction to “Ambien tweeting”.

Yes, but insurance only covers Death, Injury, or Destruction of Production Sets/Gear. Not “OMFG Our Star is a Nazi Asshole who’s spewing race hate on Twitter!”

Just set it in working class Boston and name them the O’Connors.

Honesty it would almost be fun to know that Roseanne was getting a check every month from a show that was the exact opposite of the shitty views she apperently has.

Here is my pitch. After years of living a life of hell with Rosanne, Dan finally realizes this is not the life he wants. More so he realizes that he has been living a lie his whole life about who he really is inside. The shock of his announcement gives Roseanne a stroke/heart attack/cancer-aids and dies of screen.…

If they made a Sara Gilbert and Laurie Metcalf starred Conner Family spinoff without her.. One that was 180 degrees from her political views.. Then who cares if Barr still gets some royalties? She’s already a miserable and hateful multi-millionaire so throwing some more money in the pile doesn’t really matter. Maybe…

Who doesn’t have a crush on Janelle Monáe?

If Obama declared any month African American anything month he would have been drawn and quartered for reasons ranging from “BLACK” to “BLACK”

I’m just surprised families keep agreeing to meet with him.

Hey, there are plenty of LGBTQ folks who are African American AND musicians!

He really needs to stop meeting with families of mass shooting victims. It’s not even that he can’t feign empathy, it’s that he doesn’t care enough to try. Everyone would be better off if he would just accept how terrible he is at this and just give it up.

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

I just spit out my seltzer. Fucking hilarious. I don’t watch the show, but now it makes sense why Kate McKinnon was drinking a Jamba Juice on the Morning Joe sketch a couple weeks ago. LOL thanks for this! I needed a good laugh today.

The presence of multiple extra mugs filled with pens is partcularly bonkers. Who needs that many writing utensils on a TV show?

I never realized that Morning Joe was filmed at my cubicle on hangover mornings at work.