Thanks for the link! The Hamburger story was one of my favorites.

I’ve had similar dreams, but with roaches! I wake up in a panic and certain there are roaches in my bed. I can only calm myself down by stripping the bed linens and checking. It drives my husband nuts. He tries to reassure me there is nothing there, but I have to see for myself.

Shocker instead of Snocker? F’ing autocorrect.

The pic didn’t load very quickly, so by the time the article opened I still didn’t know what a Shocker was. I assumed it to be a sock + knocker, to be worn over the boob. I’m a little disappointed. That shoe-sock thing I’d fugly.

Any mention of a planchette or Ouiji makes me think of Mapp and Lucia. Now I have to read that at lunch.

This still happens occasionally when I’m flipping through channels. For a few seconds I feel hopeful and excited, only to be disappointed there is no Hyacinth Bucket, only the Kardashians.

When I was a kid, my family lived next door to a kid who was abused by his mom. My mom called multiple times to report the neighbor to CPS. But every time they would come over, his mom would pretend not to be home and not answer the door. Once school started and then his teacher was also likely calling CPS finally…

Does this mean I get to claim three miscarriages on my taxes? It’s only fair if they are to be considered reborn citizens with full rights.

I work in a children’s hospital in Ohio, in the behavioural health unit. Most of our patients have suicidal thoughts, plans or attempts. During the intake assessment, parents are asked about guns in the house and if they are accessible by the patient. That question is usually where many parents will start to act pissy…

“It will protect those children who science has proven can feel pain, and give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives,” said House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy in a statement last week.

So true. I thought 2016 was awful, but it seems like the Dark Forces are doubling down this year.

I’m one of three admin assistants on my floor. We are the only ones who know about the secret boardroom bathroom. It had been used only by the executives on our floor. But over the last two years there have been so many changes in leadership that they are all new and don’t know about it yet. It’s a fancy 60's styled…

I’ve done that. I have two jobs, one in administrative for a hospital system and one on a unit in a pediatric hospital. Two completely different bathroom worlds.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy!

Thread Jack, not greenback!

Sorry for the greenback, but it is reported that Brock Turners mug shot is being used as a rape entry for a law school textbook.

Sarah Jessica Parker has often been referred to as a horse face or comments referring to her nose. I think she is not dissimilar to a pre-nose job Jennifer Grey. I don’t get the hate on her looks. I think SJP is gorgeous! She was sexy and dam ed delightful in Hocus Pocus.

Old GenXer here. I have at least six pairs of movie tickets given to me by my employer, but I too am a poor. After paying for the week of daycare there isn’t anything left for a date night sitter. And my two-year old isn’t ready to sit through a movie yet.

I love that he suddenly thinks to add that the “looters” had covered faces to make it look nefarious. As if that wouldn’t have made his original tweet if true.

Ovarian cancer is not detected in a pap test. If you feel you are at a higher risk for development of ovarian cancer you should talk to your doctor about it. They can do an exam for signs of ovarian cancer and possibly order other testing if warranted. Typically, ovarian cancer isn’t found until stage three or four,…