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Do most people actually eat the whole friggin burrito in one meal though?

Fred Armisen really ruined this one for me.

This guy has 738,000 subscribers on youtube.

Is that lady in the NBA?

*scalping joke*

the album shouldve been called "dreamingwithbeck.com" instead of morning phase. but fuck kanye tho

counter counter point: you're a sad sack of shit.

THIS GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

not cool man

douche-city.com

Jezebel is simultaneously my favorite and most hated thing on the internet.

Caveat - Subtitles are definitely required.

she dead

spectacular? have you had more than like, 4 beers in your life?

Ahhh yes the ol' honest mistake's clause of all contracts...who hasn't heard of that?

Kirby Delauter is a Redskins fan.

bill burr's an asshole

lol

youre an idiot