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Seriously though - Who are any of these guys? It's SPORTS. They've made a living fellating athletes and extolling their "virtues" but what do they really contribute to society? Next to nothing. They are blowhards. Self-promoting, bloated, ridiculous human beings who write about SPORTS for gods sake. Also, who

Whys this cherub have such a 'donk?

Please continue listing things that can cause odors...

sounds terrible.

Yes, he is indeed a douchebag.

"Waiters are paid to waiter" GOOD POINT, SOLID ANALYSIS

"Am I so alienated from mainstream culture that I don't know how normal people interact with each other anymore" I ask myself that about you with every single article you write. The answer seems to be yes.

"Am I so alienated from mainstream culture that I don't know how normal people interact with each other anymore" I ask myself that about you with every single article you write. The answer seems to be yes.

*Waits quietly for someone to give an anecdote about how terrible marijuana is*

Oh yea forgot about all those times George Bush and Barack Obama smoked crack and talked about eating pussy on live television. And so on and so on and so on.

Oh yea forgot about all those times George Bush and Barack Obama smoked crack and talked about eating pussy on live television. And so on and so on and so on.

Wow never thought "Idiocracy" would begin in Canada.

Should he go to the doctor or something with this jaundice?

fuck is this shallot doing here

...bbbut he's not an asshole in this story?

.24 AFTER being passed out for 90 minutes? christ.

So none of this is true right?

what about pun culture?

You always know the crazy came out when someone says "There is more going on here..."