like this?

You're a fucking racist douchebag. Kill yourself.

Reminds me of Magic Johnson out there. It's going to be a long season for the Sixers but with a start like this, we have something to look forward to. Not to mention a start like this will be a boon for tickets sales in the coming weeks. Tankadelphia might have to pin their hopes on New Orleans tanking this year more…

ha funny you ask it actually is called the 'mingo'

Did y'all know Barstool refers to Deadspin as Barstool Jr.? Thoughts on that anyone? I mean, I like Barstool but Deadspin is clearly the better website.

So no false start?

OH MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

yea they're just not similar in pretty much anyway. I hate Romo more than anyone in the league and this is just fucking ridiculous. We get it deadspin, you don't like billick,

CAN WE GET RID OF THE GIF'S ON THE SIDE BAR, THANKS

CAN WE GET RID OF THE GIF'S ON THE SIDE BAR, THANKS

He never got tackled.

This was the picture you chose to support your theory that he is safe? The probably one picture that shows him somehow *not* touching the bag??

At the absolute bottom. MK was pratically unwatchable. And why the fuck is Ed Norton in all his movies now? Such a let down. Ed Norton is to acting what something bad is to something very bad.

I personally prefer Wrangler because for some reason, all other jeans keep "cutting" into me.

OH MY GOD GO BACK TO JEZEBEL

#snitchesgetstiches

Drew this may have been asked and answered but would you let your kids play football?

hey wheres the joke? what the fuck is this, JEZEBEL?

Guys stop, you're giving Hamilton Nolan another idea for a shitty series of articles he doesn't have to do any work on. It will be titled "Dispatches from Turkey Day: I worked a holiday."