How many girls has this guy raped? Over/under 5...go!

You're on Jezebel, commenting on an article about Nikki Minaj and claiming not to know who she is? How cute.

No GTA Vice City on here? I love it, great game and the controls are surprisingly spot on. Driving is a breeze and the vigilante missions are addictive.

you're all fucked.

I caught that too - Sean, don't ever say that again. If anything, it would be Manayunk.

It's not relevant.

because he has a small penis

Reading comprehension is apparently non-existent here at the Gawker network. The article specifically states that "the Kennedys subscribe to the demonstrably erroneous belief that hormonal contraception is an abortifacient and therefore egregiously wrong". This translates to pill=abortion.

It's just Bahn Mi. That's like saying Italian Hoagie submarine.

The door is that way ——->

I get that he used to be a good writer, but why keep bringing that fact up as praise when he is so clearly terrible today? Oh he wrote a nice article about Marge Schott in 1996? Who gives a shit? It's not even relevant anymore and why would I want to read it (again)? Same goes for Gumbel. Reilly is insufferable,…

I think I'll go this route for the final season of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!

So acht ja oder nicht nicht?

Matt Harvey is an absolute fucking douchebag.

I just feel like I should point out every single one of these "tips" applies to men thinking about going to grad school as well. So thanks I guess?

put down the thesaurus.

why can't us?

The pax is a piece of shit complete waste of money.

Rory Scovel gained some weight!