Someone should forward this to Lance Armstrong - didn't work then, won't work now...

I feel bad for her but at this point she seems almost as disingenuous as Weiner does.

$11 mil seems low.

Do I really have to say it about the last one?

NO YOU'RE FULLA CWAP!

JOKES

JESUS CHRIST WE HAVE A WINNER.

Summer '92. After 3 years (of only 4 on this planet) I finally landed a dream gig on Al-Jezerra's new variety show "Twerkin' with the Taliban". Being only 4 years old, I had trouble understanding the stage directions and was also terrified of the green cooties carrying monster chasing me down. The end result was a…

Maybe they can update it for the modern age. Here's the background: "A former victim of sexual abuse at the hands of her father, Ward got compelled at age 41 by the news of another child in her family getting sexually abused by relatives to go to college and law school. Upon graduation, Wynona, weighed down by over…

DUDE

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YA THINK?

why come indeed.

I know I've said it before and all but I guess it's time I just keep a running list. This is the worst fucking article I've ever read.

by all means, plaud away.

impossible is nothing.

WHERE ARE THE BEERS?

she looks rude. Shes gotta be rude right.

y u mad tho

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