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NQA BABY!

Oh wow, didn't realize Richard Christy was a deadspin reader.

I'm with King. Acutelyaware is an idiot.

I just want to chime in and say a big FUCK YOU. You're the worst. Didn't even get past the word "chore". You're that terrible.

I mean I guess it makes sense but at the same time, Alcohol doesn't come in child resistant packaging...

IS THAT THE SCHWAB?

And 500K in debt...congrats! #BLISS

Gah the us should ban the export of any of our reality tv. Embarrassing.

The pitcher was right: It was a poor play, plain and simple. The warning track is there for a reason and he wasn't even at it yet.

Are you fucking kidding me with this guy? How can anyone legitimately listen to him. he's just an arrogant prick who knows nothing.

UM OK - They take this video from space? I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ANY BALLS.

Soccer in America needs this desperately. Time to move away from being a pasture for old stars that can't get work elsewhere. The only problem is China offering stars bajillions to play in like 5 games a year.

OK stop talking then.

Or could you provide me with a link to half these posts? Just curious what "the system" is.

What is "the system"?

Whats "the system"?

I dunno. Maybe we can definitively define slut as getting fucked in the ass on camera and peeing all over yourself?

???? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

Yes.

Yes. 60K is better than 120 isn't it. Besides, you're not going to find a job.