I’m no expert, but that Steph Curry guy might be a pretty good NBA player.

Cincy area strippers should stay home from work tonight.

Conservatives everywhere: “I dare say, that Adam Jones is a bit of a thug, is he not?”

Brutality of the hit aside, I’m kind of surprised how nobody on the broadcast (or on Twitter, as best as I can tell) is talking about how the refs jobbed Pittsburgh out of a touchdown on this play. It’s looking like it’ll be pretty significant.

Wow. $1.3 billion Powerball.