I’m not sure anything will top the Heat retiring Michael Jordan’s number even though he was on a rival team that regularly knocked Miami out of the playoffs. 

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

She will not shut up and knibble

Careful what you say about his submarine, he might call you a pedo.

And somebody GET ME PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN!

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

no matter what music you listen to the Tidal algorithm returns ‘Kanye’

Rumor has it he used to dress as a woman to hang around a female-only hotel.

There are so many people who really do need to go away, and the OP picks Tom Hanks? What the hell’s wrong with him?

As a gamer I will not tolerate this constant disparagement of Joker culture the fact that there are two Joker movies means that people are finally waking up to the fact that we live in a society and that gamers will finally rise up with their superior intelligence and sexual stamina and usher in a new age where…

You guessed it....Frank Stallone.

Think what you will about Cosby, I want the tie he’s wearing in the above photo. Not the same one, but one just like it.

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

IMHO, people stress out way to much about their beloved cast iron seasoning. It’s damn near impossible to ruin the pan itself, and honestly, as many times as I’ve tried to create the perfect seasoning, it’s rarely better than the results I get after cooking a steak or two in the pan. Actually, now that I mention it,…

Yeah, but if not for him than the KG era would’ve been New Orleans’ to enjoy/be frustrated at.

Uhhhh... what?  First of all, Hillary won the popular vote.  Second, Bernie is part of that “previous-generation,” he’s just trying to spin himself as something fresh, which is a total lie anyways.  He’s been sitting up in VT doing nothing for decades and all of a sudden now, because of him, we should scrap everything…

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN

MEDIUM TALENT.

“IM A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE” - sitzpinkler

I try and stick to what’s actually on the Wikipedia page. Doing outside research kind of defeats the point of the feature.