Lookit all them pissed-off white people denied their Battle Royal.

NO

If Bernie runs again, he’ll be riding the giant meteor.

A Hind D? Colonel, what’s a Russian gunship doing here?

YUP. Trump likes to harp on it because it was where Obama got his political start (and Rahm was Obama’s chief of staff), and he exists to shit on Obama. The rest of conservative news media jumps on board, and, not hearing the dog whistles, the regular media doesn’t see any problem repeating it.

Everyone should watch the video. Not all competitors are equally driven to win, but they are all, every single one of them, excellent good dogs.

Nothing gets the fans of St Bernard angry like the possibility of a Clinton running for office.

I DGAF what she runs for. I’ll wish her good luck and be done with it.

Hillary Clinton ran on the most progressive agenda in the history of the USA... You should try reading actual things, not just the headlines from blogs... I know, I know, it takes effort and effort is harder than playing another game of candy crush.

I too am a fellow fit person. I fit into 2xl shirts, husky pants, size 48 jackets, most barrels...

Seems like a reasonable stance since the Irriducibili are apparently already full of cunts.

‘why the hell Norm MacDonald keeps getting work.’

“In a sworn deposition this week, O.J. Simpsons claimed that he never beat, choked, or hit his ex-wife with a closed or open fist. Luckily for O.J., lawyers forgot to ask if he had ever cut her head off.”

Norm Macdonald’s tweets are for the birds.

My all time favorite joke was a throwaway line on Weekend Update.

Actors gotta eat, too.

The best joke is “They should have called it ‘9 and a Half Seconds’”and then after a perfectly timed pause where everyone already gets the joke and is laughing, “...Because he premature ejaculates.”  Norm is the master of wringing extra laughs from the unnecessary explanation of a joke.

I wish his dietician had a friend in wardrobe.

I thought you were dead!

It’s basically the first solids you get in the cheese making process, so very soft and very fresh. They are delicious.