Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

THEYRE STILL GOOD DOGS LAUREN! THEY WERE DOING THEIR BEST

Look, I know fuck all about hoops, but this is the single greatest bit of analysis I’ve read about any player in any sport ever: “He’s just a rotation guy who shoots jumpers like he’s trying to put a heavy bucket of water on a high shelf without spilling any on his head.”

In Minnesota they used a whiskey bottle to get the refs attention.

eh, this is a fringe theory historically. Pretty much everyone accepts that Josephus mentioned Jesus... arguing for the Jesus Myth theory is enough to lose actual academics jobs.

Then please, feel free to fuck off.

When just one pair of fresh legs won’t do....

son buenos perros, Breñt

If they make the post-season, I think they should do a recreation of Hrbek’s domination of Ron Gant.

As a life long Minnesota sports fan, I will take it where I can get it... Go Lynx!

Because the Germans ALSO know a thing or two about lost momentum.

We’re through the looking glass here. I’m not sure what’s funny anymore. Two years ago if you wrote a story about a church saying it wasn’t equipped to shelter people during a disaster I would have thought it was satire. Just like Klansman marching without hoods, then complaining that they lose their jobs.

Why face Klay when this good boy is uniquely qualified to take on Draymond?

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Typical KD. It’s so easy to condemn Trump today alongside everyone else. Greats like Jordan and Magic would have condemned Trump by themselves back in January, eschewing the help of other great players, because they’re true competitors.

Hell is a Redstone in the western suburbs, where you are endlessly tortured by drunken cougars and sad stepdads for eternity.

“No” - Dogs everywhere.

You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

He’d already have the record if he hadn’t intentionally missed the injury time PK to maintain the Dos a Cero tradition in 2013.

He is at least a shit historian. The Jose Aldo comment doesn’t even make sense. The Irish never conducted conquests anywhere. They were a colony longer than Brazil.