Yeah we call that one the stinger, they don’t let you use that anymore

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

I hear United has excellent services, and I hope she avails herself of them.

I was suitably outraged until I read the details on how Davis fucked over Sheldon Adelson. Now, I kind of like him.

You think Jeff Lynne gives a shit about softball?

Who knows, maybe he’ll choose Captain Crunch. Trump’s been hearing good things about him lately.

Yeah, but can he pass Through The Fire And Flames on expert? Didn’t think so.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Who the fuck is playing golf with Phil Mickelson for cash?

“Stars, they’re just like us! Except they have jobs. Clean out your desks.”

and puked on the grass the following morning to fertilize the potato crop.

“FiveThirtyEight’s prediction model gives...” Hahahaha.

Technically, savage as ATF

Make Muslim jokes at your own peril. Every time I try it blows up in my face.

Foxtrot Alpha has always been a part of Jalopnik you stupid dildo. There’s significant crossover between auto enthusiasts and people interested in the types of news FA reports on, so it’s the best fit for crossover, even if some people like you don’t like it.

It’s not a motorcycle it’s a chopper.

Zed’s dead.

Who’s Zed?

“I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.”