Bros before backhoes.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Thanks for the enthusiast’s review. Glad you enjoyed the film.

that pole is IN THERE

It means you’ve got snakes on your plane.

“Dojar”

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Two obvious takes

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

Stealing purses eh? Would you say he was a Louisville Mugger?!

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

Nice Price: 100%

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

I’m sure they know about the deer, I’ve seen some on their property. But the Angus Barn is worth the trip from Apex to RDU any day.

YOU MISSED IT.

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Bow to da plow da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy shake the boogie said up jump the oh wait that’s not what we’re doing is it.

Don’t B trains have the panandermic semi-boloid stator slots and a prefabulated Amulet baseplate?

Just sayin’.