I was disappointed she only played like, 2 notes on it - at least play a short bit of a song.  

Hear me out - mandatory anal beads for all players. That’s the only way to make sure it’s fair.

One big impact is that for years I confused Avatar (the movie, which I never saw) with Avatar, the last Airbender (the series, which I’ve never watched).  For several years I had assumed the latter was a cartoon spinoff of the former, which is why I was surprised when people talked about how good it was.  

I was just going to ask - is Bob’s Burgers still worth watching? I’m a few seasons behind and it’s starting to get pretty repetitive and kinda bland. Was the movie any good? I hope they wrap it up soon while it’s still decent and don’t let it turn into a shambling corpse show like the Simpsons or Family Guy.

I mean she clearly busted right out of that top.

Getting to this way late - but wanted to kick in that Pizza Lunchables used to have Boboli brand sauce included in the kit (which is readily available for purchase) then at some point they switched to the generic whatever (which was a definite downgrade).  They also at some point went from basically a cracker crust to…

I expect it in big chain stores - but it was a shock to see my local neighborhood market turn 2 of the 3 checkout lanes into self checkout about two weeks ago. I miss the familiar faces that used to check me out.  

4 cocktails a day seems like a lot for someone that couldn’t have weighed more than 75lbs the last few years. Queen was walking around half-shitfaced all day.

Isn’t Jersey the same state that had a meltdown a year or two ago about pumping their own gas too? 

“I know their sweaty masses of the sorts of nerds who worship noted alcoholic Dan Harmon hate Chevy Chase - and they’ll be along momentarily to prove this - but damn if Chase’s comic chops aren’t great”

Everything I’ve ever seen/read where Dan Harmon mentions Chevy Chase has been nothing but a gracious and flattering…

“Bowie released 26 studio albums” - and we get a top twenty? Seems like you might as well just go ahead and do the last 6 too? Especially since only one live album made the list. 

I clicked on this article JUST to see if there was any update on an Advance Wars release date. 

Wait a good 30+ seconds after the bubbles stop, they might be faking it in an attempt to turn the tables on you.  For, uh, the plants I mean.

I find this hard to believe. I haven’t touched an emulator in a decade or more - but back when I did it was as simple as a) load the bios file b) load the iso file c) run game. MAYBE an individual game might have a weird bug with it so you’d check a box to apply a setting for that game. I can’t imagine it’s gotten…

“ Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) is already trying to make excuses for Republican losses this November, citing “candidate quality” as the problem.”

To be fair, they are also just objectively shitty candidates (and people!), even by GOP standards.

Sometimes I’ll pre-order games that I know for sure I’m going to be at or near release if they offer proper incentive. Total War Warhammer 3 is the only recent example that comes to mind though - I was able to save about $12 on the game itself and got the first DLC race for free. Would probably have to wait until…

“I can tell you a number of shows or movies that are way more explicit with a lot more sexual content than Blonde.”

Hold on - let me go get a pen and paper. 

It’s been years since I’ve heard an ice cream truck - but I remember the last few times I did they were blasting Christmas music in June too.  I assume they’ll just use any copyright free music.  

I’m not a huge drinker, so forgive my ignorance, but isn’t a can of scotch like, a LOT of scotch?

I am shocked, shocked to discover it’s been on for 5 years now.