To be fair - if there’s a body that can stand up to the 12 hour days of grueling, back-breaking labor required of Amazon warehouse workers it’s Terry Crews’.

Those shakes are like 2,000 calories a pop - you’ll be dead before your 10th visit if you get one every time. 

Not only have I not heard of this show - I don’t know anyone in the cast other Kevin Costner. 

Right? I always just assumed Tony blacked out because he couldn’t handle the awesomeness of Journey.  It’s a pretty common reaction to Journey. That and pants shitting. 

HiFi has always been my favorite R.E.M. album though I got to them quite late (Reveal was the first album I bought on release). I still remember the first time I listened to it. My dorm in college had a tiny library in it that included a CD library. I had stolen my sister’s copy of Eponymous and liked it, and…

Not surprising - Bobcat Goldwaith was big in those circles at the time (he used to hang out with/open for Nirvana too). 

I honestly don’t think I’ve seen a movie with Jesse Eisenberg in it - but I really loved his episode of Conan O’Brien needs a friend. So that made me like him. He’s a very down to Earth, normal guy.

Amy I the only one who didn’t like Oscar? Was briefly excited he was stabbed but then it turned out to be bunny (Wearing a tie-dye hoodie for some reason). I just felt like all the scenes with him kinda dragged - likewise the ones with Tim Kono.  

Yeaaah - I thought he was going to be the bad guy in another Shazam movie. It’s going to be pretty weird to watch this broody murder machine vs. the guy from “Chuck” playing a 10-year-old pretending to be Superman. 

Kinda neat - but they need to have more of the system’s components be on the Transformer’s chest - it’s very visually dull to just have it’s entire torso be a grey square. The controller robots are lame (particularly the heads)  - they should have turned those into weapons or something for the main bot. The cartridge…

I buy them frozen - a 16oz store brand bag is usually only like $4 and last forever in my yogurt or oatmeal.  

Third grade (whatever age that is) is the last year I went trick or treating. We always had plenty of leftover Halloween candy at the end of the night (and candy wasn’t scarce in our house anyway) so walking around collecting random candy - most of which was stuff I didn’t care for - wasn’t that compelling to me.

I rem…

I know every time I experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation I go all Nazi. It makes what should be a joyous moment very awkward and uncomfortable.   

This looks terrible of course. I loved that kid so much in JoJo Rabbit - but he doesn’t seem the sort for a “party alone and then set up booby traps to stop burglars” kid. Also the criminals in the movie aren’t really criminals - why wouldn’t they just be like “oh hey kid, our stolen property is in your house - lets…

“and there’s no character Nickelodeon owns that can bring the hype Smash DLC had.”

That’s not true - they release Mr. Wizard as a fighter and I’d lose my shit.  Make it happen Nickelodeon! 

Honestly - I’d hope for a soft reboot and getting back to it’s basics. Smash’s roster was already crazy big at launch and now it’s just ridiculous (and expensive) to have so many fighters - it’s a big part of why I wasn’t able to get into the game.

I’d like to see it rolled back to a roster a little bigger than Melee…

“Fundamentally, Haugen alleges there’s a key conflict between what’s good for Facebook and what’s good for society at large.” - I feel like the same could be said for a lot of companies. Private prisons, our healthcare system, big oil companies, the big wall street trading houses - just off the top of my head - they…

It’s funny - I work in an office that draws a decent crowd of new graduates. So here I am all old man in my 30s and here they are early to mid 20s and yet we have plenty to talk about because all of their favorites shows are stuff like Friends and the Office and Parks & Rec. Hell one girl I talked too was even…

Anyone even caught with those modifications should get a steep fine/community service. There’s no reason to do it except “being an asshole” - and you are directly contributing to degrading the environment and health of everyone around you when you belch out that shit.

I legit googled her because I didn’t recognize the name and then was like “why are they showing me pictures of Aidy Bryant?”