Hardly the news media’s fault for reporting on packs of idiots stampeding each other to buy up all the Pokemon cards. We’re all here discussing it, after all. 

That’s not true. The guy filming the video clearly said “I’m not getting into this.” When he saw the scrum for the cards.  So at least one person had a modicum of self-reflection.  

Matthew Perry has had a lot of health problems the last few years. (In addition to his prior drug problems). 

Was wondering that too - last I saw him he was still a total silver fox. Matthew Perry looks a lot better though than he has in the recent past.  

I also could have told you this was a bad idea and I am not even a firefighter.

I never cease to be amazed/horrified at how dumb the “average” person can be.  

Hey! Telescoping neck guy was one of my favorites as a kid ... for some reason. 

I remember I went back to my high school the summer after my freshman year of college to see if I could pick up my senior yearbook (that for some reason or another I had never gotten). It was summer so there were no kids even, but after wandering around a bit trying to find an administrator or someone who could help…

Did you find the secret 80085 level?

Yeah - I used to really like Ellen. Her standup is (was?) great and I liked her sitcom when I was a kid. It’s a shame that she seems to have become kind of an asshole with all the success. I’m a big Conan fan - and you can kinda hear it on her episode of “Conan O’Brien needs a friend.” It feels kinda awkward and…

I’ve noticed lately on steam that the community recommendations are often hilariously filthy games. One had women with giant penises full on fucking each other in the trailer. But my favorite so far is “Cockhead” - which was basically Cuphead, but everything was a penis in some way or another.

“They’re fuckin’ drinks, you stupid prick.”

That doesn’t super sound like Paul McCartney.

Prince throws up his guitar and it disappears - 20 minutes later and hundreds of miles away it comes down and takes out Kris Novoselic.  

Holy shit - I haven’t thought of Fark in years - your comment made me go check to see if it was still around. It is - and apparently has never ever been redesigned ... I even found my account created 16 years ago! 

I don’t have cable so I haven’t seen his TBS show in years (and working nights, really missed most of his Tonight Show run) but I’m still sad to hear it’s ending. Listening to his Podcast the last few years has really rekindled my Conan love - so I’m super excited to about the HBO Max thing too. But it still feels a…

I thought it was kinda neat - but it was also about 15 minutes too long. And I’m literally exhausted after watching it.

Also I’m apparently way behind on Rick & Morty because I didn’t get like half the references in there. 

At and old job of mine there was a big chunk of a Christmas cookie that sat, undisturbed, by the water cooler for 2+ years (I wouldn’t be surprised if it were still there today - but it’s been a good half-decade since I left now).

Ellen Cleghorne!  That’s a name I haven’t heard in quite some time. 

That’s not true - a vaccinated person brushed against my arm the other day and my vagina started GUSHING blood.  And I’m a man! 

If hot vax summer is literally just getting random horny women to come over and work off some of that pent up energy by helping me with chores I’m gonna be all over that.  

“Mother 3 is arguably one of the finest Japanese role-playing games of all time”

Nooooo. I played Mother 3 through the fan translation a long time ago and was really disappointed.  No where near as good as Earthbound. (which is one of my all-time favs).