Wasn’t enough Dearth Vader in it for me, but I guess that’s kinda the point?

Destiny is a game where you traverse the galaxy defending the last of humanity against Bungie’s servers.

Why are you on kotaku???

No big deal, I got friends with the names. I got Tito and Antler from college. I got Nasty Nick and Kirby Fuckett from my sports league and I got Frank Gumbo Jr. whom I met at the DMV. We all got them no doubt about it. Just own it, Greg.

The Canadian alphabet was probably the best thing they’ve done this season. It’s so spot on it’s actually scary, guy.

<3 u jguts

The Met fan suffered serious injuries after a Dodgers fan slid into him in an attempt to break up the fight.

People don’t really vote in local elections and people tend to overlook accusations against famous people unless there’s sexy photo evidence.

You mean like Bill Clinton?

As I posted elsewhere, now that I’ve seen the materials, I think Ubi is absolutely in the wrong and should be compensating the customers who ordered the collector’s edition.

Well, I guess a stripper-heavy video is better than a heavy stripper video? #positives

I got about thirty seconds through it before I had to stop. The embarrassing lyrics, the generic beats, the cliche videography... The strippers are a bad look given Hardy’s history, and the “crack a bitch” line (and I will admit I could not listen to this crime against eardrums long enough to reach that line) is…

“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

My take-away from this is that I love that we live in a world where Playboy uploads Let’s Plays of Nintendo games.

I’d buy this game fore sure:

OK. What whiny-ass-baby team you root for?

yes we did.



and don’t call me Shirley.