A rag to wipe the window LOL. Half the year here we had ice scrapers in our Beetles for the INSIDE. 

See, I told you the pump would almost certainly be okay and the various hoses would be crapped out.

THAT would be dead easy. Scan and hew the cast bits out of solid and there’s nothing else that can’t be made with ordinary machine shop tools.

What, of themselves? Considering that that bridge could shrug off an impact of a plane that size, the pilot was only recklessly endangering himself (or herself). Most probably a guy though.

Illegal? Do you mean is it a criminal act? Probably not but it is a contravention of Air Regulations. You would bid adieu to your license for a good while and pay a stiff fine.

Crack the engine oil drain plug to find if you have a coolant to oil leak. It would have settled by now. If it drips water .......

This would include a briefcase, clothing, and a laptop (not Melania) of course. So if I ever had the misfortune and no doubt gazing at Medusa kind of eye damage that would result from hauling him somewhere in his skivvies, I say the Fucksbury Doughboy scales at 275-290.

Long time corporate pilot here. I’ve become pretty good over a long while at closely guessing weights. The orange shellacked cretin we have instead of a president is almost exclusively fat but of course his head is incredibly dense. His height, lack of muscle, and sphericality put him at 310-325 if I was factoring the…

People over 60 have a rough time with Covid, IF they live.

Michael, when Old Mushroom Dick re-institutes slavery, you can hide out at my place.

Seaplanes/flying boats are either amphibious or not amphibious.

Well I eventually got to the point (by the Koko the Gorilla Effect) where I can fix just about anything. And you can do it too!!

By “track a VOR” I mean it’ll zigzag all over the sky in the general direction of the station.

I’d have poke around the net but you can certainly buy single axis autopilots for homebuilts.

The most basic form of autopilot is a single axis a/p. No altitude hold.

She needs to be soundly beaten for this stunt.

Good old Yul

I enjoy driving trucks when I have a reason to drive them. But really my extended E-350 is a more useful vehicle.

Hey Brandon, you fuckwit, should you ever manage to get on another airplane and the O2 masks drop at, oh, say, 36'000, don’t put that one on either.

IT’S NOT THE LAW!!