Stephen, look at the majority of his supporters, and ask yourself if any more wonderful situation could arise than having them gather up against each other and cheer, yell, breathe, fart, burp for hours.

I just fucking bet she asked them to put up a grill order (special request) which takes quite a bit longer (because when you make a thousand sandwiches one way it generally takes you two tries at least to undo that routine.

It was a test ........that you did not pass.

Ya think? Did the LOL give it away?

A good friend of mine very recently sent his kid under his truck to hammer on the starter to convince the solenoid or brushes to work. He hammered on it hard enough that he made a hole in it and all the freon came out LOL.

Fork in the road story; I had a Mk1 VW GTI that I put one of the early lead acid super batteries in to deal with our ridiculously cold weather. I also installed a diesel starter. I ran out of gas one day about a block and a half from a gas station so I told my wife to hold the key in the start position while I ran…

As well as Mercedes there used to be a number American automatic transmissioned cars that would push start. A looooong time ago.

Is there no bolt present in the upper steering U Joint?

I read her name all the time as McInanity.

Oprah, possibly even more so that Trump, is living proof that smarts and money are not always partners. That woman is dumber than a bag of hammers. 

Why oh why could not this Tang tinted moron have caught the virus? Not died, but left in a state that talking was a monumental effort, just enough O2 sat that he could shuffle around making unintelligible whingeing noises. Wait, that’s mostly what he does now!

No, life isn’t “fair”, it’s just life. Take it or leave it, it doesn’t care.

Fuck that bitch to death. Crazy is one thing, this is a psychopath.

Goddamn I love steam engines. Did you know that there were steam airplanes?

Given that he has managed to get the nitwit in chief to listen and act on some of his advice I’d say it was his unmatched anilingus skills that parked Ivanka atop his lizard tongue.

God idea but I’d use Emery Cloth. What you really should use is Crocus Cloth though.

David, David, David, I’m sorely disappointed, I expected you would remove the pistons by revving the snot out of the engine (without coolant or oil) until they came out the side of the block.

How big is the bag? Big enough to hold Margot Robbie? Maybe Milla Jojovich?

My sincere apologies, I was very tired, I should have elaborated; once the patient is on mechanical ventilation the prognosis is extremely poor.

The real pity is that for every 100 people hooked up to respirators no more than 5 will live. We need them very much but most of them will ultimately be useless.