She didn’t follow the two acceptable criteria for groin kicking: it has to be your purse AND you don’t know them

Keyboard Jockeys And Armchair Politicos Unite On The Internet To Bash Successful People

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

As they reported on Channel 6, “All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?”

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Rocky IV ranked #6?!

Well, sacrificing the Clippers for Austin isn’t working.

“Ohhhhh, blackMAIL! Thank god!”

The only warriors Gawker cares about are the ones who riot over their hurt feelings.

Put aside your infantile hatred of legal advertisement aside for a second and think about this

The Stryker was redesigned to add a double V hull to protect against IEDs, this in addition to other wartime modifications had the effect of bringing the production price up from $1.5 mil to $4.9 mil

1st world problems.

Hey, remember that selfish, unlikeable asshole? Well, he’s still that way, only now he can’t play! How zany and ironic we are, to state that it’s fun and/or cool to watch him play a brand of basketball that most people wouldn’t watch if it was their own kid playing it!

Nobody smart in San Diego cares. If the Chargers leave, they will be a mediocre team in LA with no fan base.

AAV-P7 also saw action in Argentina during the Falklands War

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Go on, call him Hitler. You know you want to.

“Look at him and tell me what the similarity is.”

Why the comma?

Imagine going through all this trouble to play for Tottenham.