That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

the NCAA dropped the ball by not giving this program the death penalty.

I’d also add the whole bit about its current head coach referencing Penn State’s Big Ten championship as part of the “healing process.” Also when the students held a pep rally to celebrate the end of sanctions a few years back...that was a nice flavor of hideous.

Forgiveness is reserved for those who at least make an effort to repent and seek it. Penn State, on the other hand, saw fit to honor Joe Paterno during a game this very season despite more and more evidence piling up that he was aware as far back as 1979 of Sandusky’s predilection for molesting young boys and did…

nah i’m good. some things deserve unbridled hatred, not forgiveness. i leave the forgiveness garbage to the catholic church - an institution that has a lot in common with PSU football.

Who’s pretending?

This game went a long way in the healing process...

Eli, sadly, was not invited

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

i CTE what you did there

But it wasn’t on an email server, so at least we know we are safe and secure, right?

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Things were looking up for him.

What was the first rule again?

Sounds to me like someone’s angling to be the new Surgeon General.....

Yes, this is true. I know you’re trying to get your point across by attaching this comment to the post with the most stars, hoping more people will see it that way, but here’s the thing. I DON’T FUCKING CARE. THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVE WILKOS SHOW AND STEVE WILKOS WOULD THROW YOU OFF HIS GOD DAMN STAGE FOR THIS…

What you don’t see is that they had to pause midway through his rant, because the members of the press started chanting “STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE”

Richardson mimicked Tigers star running back Leonard Fournette

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.