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Yes.  I think they can remove “possible” from this article.  And how did this facility not know she was pregnant?  I assume she stopped menstruating, at least, which should have been some giveaway.  And persons in these states, I believe, generally suffer from muscle atrophy and are not normally grossly overweight, so

My mind went here:

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

You’re right. I mean, she was drinking alcohol, she might as well be pouring bleach on her face. Arghh. 

Yeah but this woman was a slut and like “rough sex” so that means anything that happens to her is ok. I know every time I have rough sex, someone nearly dies. Its completely normal. If you consent to rough sex obviously you are consenting to your own murder. Plus she was drinking and probably showing too much leg. 

Hmmm, call the call an ambulance, or wait I can just pour some bleach on her while she’s still alive, because she’s so bloody and ugly right now. We’ll just see what happens after that soaks in, I’m just gonna go to bed now.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of

Omigawd, this is flawless!! *lol* Fuckin PALESSI. In sleek sans-serif caps. Absolutely perfect. So much for ‘influence’.

And they have scores of followers who are even more insufferable

I’m an old, and remember when there weren’t no such things as ‘influencers’.

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

I just want to scream at the top my lungs after reading or hearing anything he says. He is the fucking worst. 

I genuinely hope you’re ok and taking care of yourself. I understand your struggle; I’m sure it’s hard, but please don’t let a monster like Trump hurt you and yours . No snark; I’m just an internet stranger who hopefully makes a good point or shares a dumb dad-joke. We can overcome this. Leonard Cohen wrote

Save your hate for Mitch McConnell. The fossil fuel billionaires who run this show (along with a few stray bankers and tech billionaires) will eliminate Donald from their calculations the minute he becomes inconvenient to them —- he’s no more important to the Republicans’ long game than Sarah Sanders: he’s merely a

I want him to have a massive stroke and be bedridden and unable to communicate for years while he has to watch as his asshole children bicker endlessly and make terrible decisions on his behalf. “No, I get the gold bedpan!” “He likes me best, I should get it!”

I humbly add:

I relapsed after 10 years of sobriety the day the elections results came back.  I shit you not, I was recovering from a back surgery, realized Donald Fucking Trump was going to be the POTUS.  My mind began to fragment and the only thing I could think of was to take a few pain pills to blot out this new reality.  I was

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I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

I hate GoFundMe for anything not raising money directly for a nonprofit because it just seems like the most gross Hunger Games popularity contest where you have to hope to go viral to pay for your cancer treatment.