I’m on Team Wig for the “natural look” but still. This is not an accident. Whoops, I slipped and became a black woman!

She posted images of her black adopted sister that claimed she was her daughter.
She posted images of a black man she claimed was her father.

She was doing more than trying to pass, she was sucking other people into a conspiracy.

You do realize how astoundly crazy that is to say right? You do realize that there are people out there who have every single visual feature of someone from another race right? I just recently saw a blonde white guy with the EXACT same facial features as 50 Cent.

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

Stop describing my last 3 relationships before I kill myself

Can I borrow “...and you don’t like the way the other person exists.” from time to time? That’s great.

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

I still tend to quietly add "Ryan" when singing along with this song.

Working title:

Pretty much my favorite thing from the (US) Office

That's the guy who had a black eye last night, haha. Gee, I wonder why someone punched him in the face?

“There’s only one drinking fountain and we all must stand in the same line,” said Tony the Healer

Oh, Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn. You can’t violate Rule Two* of The Bachelor/ette’s weird internal morality code: nothing beyond kissing, at all, before the fantasy suites, then, once in the Fantasy Suite, sex is not only expected but is sacred and intimate and necessary to your “journey” and must be respected as such…

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I hate Reality Steve. I mean, I read him because he's the direct source of spoilers, but he writes terribly, is often quite misogynistic, and has a weird shitty attitude towards his readers. It's so bizarre that he often shows this annoyance or contempt for his readers (even the sane, polite ones) when they're the…

When I was on OKC, I would have loved the ability to hide my profile from men outside of my age range, and who answered certain questions in a specific way. For example, there was a question about whether there is ever a time when someone is obligated to have sex with you. I would have liked to hide my profile from…

Which is pretty much how Republicanism functions.

Fox News makes their women dumb themselves down but every now and then that intelligence comes through. In contrast, the idiotic men are touted as being great thinkers of our day.

Dear Place I Spent My Youth,