I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

No. Jordan Catalano did not age well, in all respects.

What I don’t like is that he’s clearly enjoying her music and he still feels the need to say BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT HER FUCK HER. Like, chill. You can like whatever you want. It’s this need to appear cool and then trash her when he’s the one playing her music. At the risk of not looking cool, he just reassures his…

I think that’s precisely why he’s pissed about it going public because it looks like he’s trying to get song ideas from an album that sold like hotcakes.