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This Just In: Reddit Wants To Fuck My Mom And Kill Me

Sometimes, evidence leads us to believe that something is true, whilst everyone contradicts the facts on the ground, and tries to deflate our beliefs.
Other times, everyone tries to convince us a fact is true, when it is false by all accounts presented in real life.
Life sucks, buddy. Most of my internet sources are

I respect PC Gamer from the mid 1990s deeply. They were funny, informative, and clever. Today, the publisher operates from the UK, for better or for worse, and has difficulty connecting with the US market. They try really hard, but they are placed in charge of curating an extremely hostile market full of name calling

I remember Star Wars having a lot more focus on Ships, Droids, and Aliens than this. I would call this the “Jedi Supercut”.

I bought the ECTO-1 for my sister, who is a doctor. This one looks like a cool gift for my stepfather.

You’re probably a made from TV doctor or nurse.

I’ll gladly take your review product off your hands and write a video game POSITIVE story with it.

It would be exciting to the extreme if they included an arcade where you can pilot TIEs and Wings and Capitol Ships in a simulator.

Now playing

Rick. And. Morty. Gets me in the feels every time the marriage is reinforced.

Once again, technologies that already exist are reported by journalists as belonging in some nebulous future. I guarantee you, ALL of these technologies already exist and are used to abuse people in the United States of America and elsewhere in the world. First person knowledge, here. I am doomed. I hope I live in a

It sounds like the model they are observing may be similar to the Photoelectric Effect studied by Einsein whereby firing a photon at a molecule increases its electron energy levels until an electron is spawned at a specific energy threshold.

Disney pays people to dress up in theme parks. Conventions for any IP under the sun should be no different. They would probably have a hiring process and contracts and official outfits and stuff, though - not really meshing well with the do-it-yourself crowd.

Knowing cats, he would just flop over and lay there defiantly.

Someone forced an octopuses head through its own mouth.

Everyone knows Germans are blonde haired and blue eyed. So what's with the picture? Are these photographs of the good guys or the bad guys? Did counter-intuitive propaganda rewrite history that well?

Has a feasibility study been conducted on the feasibility of feasibility studies?

Consider the possibility that the Sun is actually a gigantic glowing angler fish ball, and the planets are merely flecks of fecal waste swirling around its pulsating fins.