He plead no contest to owning obscene material and had to register with the sheriff's office and not be around kids unsupervised for several years.

Or Cheech and Chong

Frankly, it wasn't something that even mattered

Good write up.

I fully agree with everything you wrote.

That doesn't count as sex?

They should just build a big beautiful wall to stop the aliens from coming in.

How do you think Padme became pregnant after marrying Anakin? The Jedi stork put a fetus in her belly?

Especially when you learn why they call him fisto

Grand Moff Tarkin 2.0 was ridiculously over the top but I quite liked it!

Wow, when will the idiots who build the Death Star ever learn to design it better? They keep designing these things with a vulnerable WIDE OPEN shaft which allows any random pilot to drop a blast down the chute and destroy it.

The Republic doesn't see the first order as a threat even though they have a planet size weapon that can wipe out entire solar systems!?

So sensibly, that will be the plot for each and every film of the saga.

The son is named Porkin Beans

He could stop a laser beam in midair and read people's minds!

Maybe they need to phas her out

Lando is running an escort service as the baddest galactic pimp in the universe

I liked it but agree about the unoriginal storyline. When they showed another Death Star, my eyeballs began rolling. Oh but this one can destroy entire solar systems. Yawn. Really wish they would have done something different than having a rebel alliance destroying the core of another Death Star.

Are you not familiar with all the varieties of porn that are available in 2015?

Why has no one else asked… Wtf is Fox's Grandfathered?