If you were 13 in 2004, then you're just as much an '00s kid.

Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Would you like to take a seat?

To be fair, they were both about 18 when the show started and it only lasted for 3 years. So not really

Never squeeze Dracula's giant ball sacks because they are charged with electricity and filled with vampire babies.

Wow, they seriously don't build the creature till the last act?

Funny how he only invokes that when he knows a bomb is on the horizon. Has he ever said that for one of his more favorable films?

When I think of Igor, I immediately think of Marty Feldman in YF. He owns that character

That is awesome… The last bit.

Shit… Whatever happened to Lady Gaga? She is the prime definition of the phrase "the star that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

Good ol' George Lucas style.

Deathly Hallows was a 750 page book. Splitting it in two made at least a bit of sense. But All 3 Hunger Games books are the same length. It makes ZERO sense to split just the last one in half.

It's pure marketing crap. I also despise the whole term "YA lit." I'm in my early 20s and want to gak.

Yep, Box office mojo says budget and promo combined for Part 2 was about $350 Million

I watch Colbert's 10 minute deskbit each day online and that's it. You can keep the mediocre celebrity interviews. There is zero reason to tune in live to these late night shows.

This may be the best thing I've read all year.

This is true. I recall Colbert recently had the Secretary of Energy on his show, and on another episode he interviewed a Catholic Archbishop. Does the average American really want to see these types of individuals on Late Nigt at midnight?

Has anyone else noticed that Colbert wears the exact same navy blue business suit EVERY SINGLE EPISODE?

I'm imagining Christopher Walken read this out of a thesaurus with a pipe in his mouth.

Slate does a better job of covering America's support of terrorism than me

What scares me is when real progressives fall into the pits set up by politicians like Obama and Clinton. Gotta love our current Democrat base. They support gay rights, right? Oh and here's tens of billions of dollars to Iran, a country whose government executes and imprisons homosexuals on a regular basis. Address…