That's all I attract. My friends tell me that I give off a "damsel in distress" kind of vibe. I'm not entirely sure what they mean by that.

Not that often… When he's in the car. He doesn't really let me drive his car anymore. There may have been an incident with a median but in my defense, it was really dark.

About the concrete thingy?

Probably so. If I get what I want at the beginning then I leave his food alone for the rest of the meal. Unless he orders dessert.
He is the type to order fries for the table and extra appetizers the table even if I say I don't want it.

I think so!

Yeah but y'all sound pretty hostile about it. I know when he's annoyed. He gets annoyed when I accidentally pull his car up to far on that concrete divider thingy that separates the parking spaces and he hears the bottom of the car scrape it. He's not annoyed by me eating his food.

I don't think that works since he inhales it .5 seconds later. Wouldn't he need to wait and see what happens to me first?

My guy let's me eat out of his food before he eats any. So, y'all sound kinda mean.
Side note: I am fully aware that I was raised as a spoiled only child and expect to get my way in any given situation. I may attract guys that are overly generous.

Put my name on this one.

I'm saying! Why didn't I know this? Should of been on the news.

Just the fact that his name is Tyrone put extra sauce on this story to me.
Ps. Sometimes you didn't want fries 7 minutes ago, dang!

Petty will never work for me. Because I just don't have it in me to let people know that they hurt me or that I think about the hurt or them.
I cry my little tears and get over it in private. When they see me in the streets it's, "so sorry, have we met?"

Well, once you fight there's no more pent up tension. I bet if og aunt Viv got to slap will once, she'd be fine.

Blonde white woman. The end.

I'm going to have to do some research solely because the word "academic" was used as a descriptive word referencing Chris Rock and I'm slightly lost.

I need to see this movie because y'all done wrote fithylevun articles referencing it and I feel very out of the loop.

Is that the day al wouldn't let them sugarcoat that swimmer dudes lies? That was a great day.

When the medical examiner has to explain to my mother how her one and only child died because she choked on crackers while laughing at this comment, I hope you feel bad. 😂😂😂😂

Can't stand it. But, it is 2 people who's voices do nothing for me, whining on the same track so…

I hate it. They both sound like their whining. Maybe it's because I teach dance during the day and I have to listen to "Miiiiisssss! Sheeeee touched my buuuunnn." Or "Miiiiisss! I can't find my other jaaaazzz shoooee!" But, I just can't…