I had to tell my work friend that she was using words wrong. After 2 years I just couldn't take it anymore and exploded. I'm really quiet and laid back so she found me going off hilarious. She actually Googled the words and couldn't even say anything because I was right.
We're still cool and now when I tell her she's…

My mom said that Billy dee Williams used to walk off sets and refuse to return until there were black people in a certain number of jobs behind the camera. He refused to work on films where everyone was white. If true, that's very cool. But, I fear today, that a person would only be blacklisted and labeled as…

I take offense to that because my Texas accent sounds just like hers just in a higher octave. And (imagine nene's voice here) I'm veeerrrryyy educated.

No, that's always been my avi. Thanks, though. I didn't even catch that.

Exactly. Gotta stay on your toes.

Umm no. He's definitely hot.

I can't wait for the day someone asks me if I can sleep at night after leaving a white woman in tears. That's one of those clap backs you train for in the shower. Practicing facial expressions, hand gestures, voice modulation and everything.

My first thought would have been, "oh she think I'm to poor to afford pizza…because I'm black."
I'm working on that.

Yes. It was so much fun back then. When they let high school kids on and I started getting friend requests from kids I used to babysit, I knew it was over.

True. I had gotten my first real camera around that time and I remember people texting and asking me to upload the pictures I took at the party last weekend that I had already forgotten I even went to because midterms, that's why.

Facebook had just come out when I was in college and people were still using MySpace and blackplanet. But, clearly, we weren't using social media to the fullest of our foolery potential.

I had to wet wipe my phone screen, after reading "knee aids" the toast I was eating just flew out of my mouth.

10 times out of 10 when people use any variations of these phrases they're doing something they know they have no business doing and want everyone to pretend they don't see them doing it.

I'd like to add "nobody is perfect" and "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and "we all have our crosses to bear" for the Baptist version.

I start every over dramatic ranting with "first of all".

This is hilarious. What is it even from?

Ok this took me a minute to get it now I can't stop laughing.

I absolutely love long road trips. Maybe it's just me. Otherwise, agreed on all points made except that I've only ever flown southwest, my uncle works there so of course his favorite niece gets dibs on family tickets.
On a totally unrelated topic, is trey songs still alive?

Perhaps perfect wasn't the right word but I think you get my point.

Well I'm a firm believer in abstinence so I'm sure we'll never come to agree. Lol