I too have a job.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

This has to be the most inane comment...

And how much to the side it would have been if he was a first round pick.

America has a right to be fearful of North Korean belligerence. Does no one remember 60 odd years ago when Korea invaded America and killed 20% of its population???? Wake up sheeple.

It’s already there, and Mexico paid for it. I’m 100% on board with this.

A minefield is technically war crime.

So you’re saying the wall was in me the whole time?

I work for a glass laminating firm. We make a type of laminate that is opaque in ordinary use, but, if energized, it becomes transparent. It’s about 60 bucks a square foot. My math says the wall will cost eleventy killion dollars. MAGA! Make America Glass Again.

If he hires an army of mimes, he can convince the MAGAhats that he already built it.

A minefield is technically see-through.

It’s the Emperor’s New Wall! So all we have to do is start telling him how great his invisible wall is and he will fuck off about it.

Brave

He played bass for Foss and toured extensively with the band. Go back to watching incest porn, Ted.

And you’re going to get someone even more left elected in Texas? Having someone who votes with you even 50% of the time is better than not having anyone at all...

Yeah, possible, but punk isn’t about winning.

Republicans are just that hell-bent on voting for the “R” next to the name.

Enjoyable story, very good reporting. If a genie appeared and told me I had to pick between the GOP losing control of Congress in 2018, but Ted Cruz wins, or the GOP retaining control but Beto O’Rourke wins (and also Ted Cruz shits his pants at a campaign stop), I’d have to give it serious thought.