This is like a good sketch on a mid-tier sketch comedy show

My only observation is that it is not necessary to cover one’s heart during the playing of God Bless America. While it’s a nice gesture, and I’m totally aware of why this song was added to the stretch, I would rather reserve that honor solely for the national anthem, U.S. flag ceremonies, etc.

Afterward Cris Collinsworth alleged that Beasley had Stick’em on his nameplate but we all know that’s just where he keeps his grit.

counterpoint; definitely do NOT go look at what the Colts are doing.

Who will win a game first this season? Tom Brady or Jacoby Brissett?

That guy’s just an idiot because the weather reports from 4 days ago had moving up the west coast of Florida as a distinct possibility

For five days, we were told it was going to be on the east coast, and then 24 hours before it hits, we’re now told it’s coming up the west coast,” 52-year-old entrepreneur Jeff Beerbohm told the AP. “As usual, the weatherman, I don’t know why they’re paid.

For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died…

I’m confused...

Everything in the U.S. is a scam.

Ya I’m with you on this one, that is dumb as all hell. As the history of Westeros is well documented by in canon sources.

But why doesn’t he have more runs?

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

The problem has never been the size of the pool. It’s plenty big. And I don’t want to hear the “best athletes don’t play soccer” thing—for example, Marvell Wynne was, without a doubt, one of the most naturally gifted American athletes of his generation, and he’s just a guy who plays in MLS. USMNT is full of freak…

I think you’re overrating the American women a little—there’s depth and athleticism, but the top nations aren’t that far behind.

I’d take France. Their women are probably as technically skilled, likely more tactically astute than the US. Brazil’s women are no joke either.

Now that tournament would be awesome to watch.

If nothing else, as less and less people allow their boys to play football, the pool from which soccer can pull talent from should expand over the next 5-10 years.

How would the US do if we created co-ed soccer: Five men and five women plus one keeper? Obviously our high end players aren’t competing with the elites, but our women are definitely better than most. Are we the dreaded “Matchup nightmare”?

So that’s what the editor’s notes look like?

I know it’s pretty cliche at this point, but remember everyone, if the police ask you to do something, make sure you’re not a large black male.